A Supposedly Good Idea I'm Not Going to Write

Hi Friends,

Did you see the thing in the Times last week about the rouge tomato plant growing out of a pylon in Brooklyn Bridge Park? It’s amazing!!

And, because there always has to be a Twitter screengrab in Agents & Books, I said:

When the likes rolled in, my pulse started to race. (If you know me IRL, this will come as no surprise.) Could I write this…